Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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