Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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