Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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