you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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