His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Randomize
