Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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