is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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