if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I think people are normalizing furries
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
