it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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