He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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