Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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