I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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