He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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