wat bout pragnant strippers??
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
