I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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