And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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