i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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