I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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