I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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