Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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