Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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