Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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