Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
it hurts more in the daytime
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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