absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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