I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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