You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
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