it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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