if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she peed on how many people?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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