with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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