just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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