Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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