how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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