You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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