He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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