This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I want to make a zoo with you.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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