I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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