A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We have so much sex to catch up on
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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