should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
i out mim tonsoeep
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
