Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Randomize
