Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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