maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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