I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I want a musical about memes.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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