Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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