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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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