you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
As shirtless as possible
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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