Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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