I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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