you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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