giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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