so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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